Please tell me you found the Humon Comics version instead of straight up googling “female hyena penis”.
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Pun not intended
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or, “hyenis”
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It’s not just a town on Cape Cod
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And what of the beady-eyed, benighted male hyena penis?
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Both, just to be sure. But thanks for checking!
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Penis jokes again?
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checks thread title
It checks.
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For unknown reasons, my wife bought me a Tennessee Titans t-shirt. Now I am not a sports fan, have only driven across Tennessee once without stopping 35 years ago, and, in fact, don’t even know what sport the Titans play. For all I know it could be championship cheese rolling. However I have discovered something very important: the shirt hides a hidden message. When I look in the mirror I see the following (concentrate on the second line):
Clearly, the second line can be read as:
TUNA TIT
Now anyone can see this; the important (and secret) thing is to figure out what the heck does it mean? As far as I’m aware, tuna do not have mammary organs. I haven’t checked personally, but I believe fish do not suckle their young, though I believe some bear live young – possibly seahorses. Horses! That led to my second revelation. Tuna used to be called “horse mackerel” until the fish industry realized that, sales-wise, this was an unfortunate name (except for horse-fanciers). Thus the message can now be decoded to
HORSE TIT
I not sure why anyone would use the mammaries of the E. f. caballus as a secret code. However, there is one more explanation. TIT rhymes with SHIT. Thus we have the final message (which also explains why 2NATIT is all one word):
HORSESHIT
which sums up the New World Order (at least in the US) perfectly.
Clearly I have a new career waiting at the NSA.
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I had a Miami University shirt at one point in time. I got unnerved every time I looked in the mirror with the shirt on, because the shirt clearly said “I MAIM”.
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It occurs to me that “hyenas port” would be another anatomical term.
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I only see “SNAT IT.”
I also heard “Laurel” and saw a white dress.
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Really? I wonder what THAT means. QAnon, help me out here.
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I believe they play what is called “sportsball.”
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The thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in.
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Mind how you go.
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But why do they have a Tesla logo?
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Because Tesla is horseshit
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