Just walking around the Minnesota Zoo.
Are they inviting people to jump into the frozen pond?
And is that guy whose shadow is on the ground holding a rifle?
Sign for spray cooling station closed for season. Silhouette is self-portrait by pole, gun-free.
DISAPPOINTED!
I could do this, but I wouldnât like being called a Plunger.
I also canât stand the cold.
I did it a couple of years ago for the Special Olympics charity. They had warming tents so the shock was very brief. I also had the advantage of a big layer of insulation on my body. My daughter, who is thinner, did not have that advantage. The number of expletives coming out of her mouth was quite creative.
Youâre a Polar Bear!
What weâre all thinking.
Well, some of us.
Well, me.
[raises hand]
And now, some of the rest of usâŚ
No really, itâs worth reading. Slacktivist explains why focusing on not-masturbating is more sinful than masturbating:
âThe Battle Plan for Purity.â
Just when I think that Americanâs militaristic culture canât descend any further into self-parodyâŚ
Lord help the people who are born into these cults.
A male of the hyena genus
Spied a female as pretty as Venus
As the assertive sort
He sailed into her port
With the vessel he called his hyenis.
sorry canât seem to let go of this
Vice News has created a version of the recent Gillette ad so that we can all see why the man-babies are so upset:
itâs⌠beautifulâŚ!