“The Battle Plan for Purity.”
Just when I think that American’s militaristic culture can’t descend any further into self-parody…
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Lord help the people who are born into these cults.
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A male of the hyena genus
Spied a female as pretty as Venus
As the assertive sort
He sailed into her port
With the vessel he called his hyenis.
sorry can’t seem to let go of this
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Vice News has created a version of the recent Gillette ad so that we can all see why the man-babies are so upset:
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it’s… beautiful…! 
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My ears are still ringing.
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Then you probably shouldn’t search youtube for terms like “adam savage duck bomb”. 
(edit: or, for instance:
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Absolute torture, I wash my hands of the whole thing.
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Seems almost cruel to have the Duluth plunge in the middle of February. 
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Where’s a rotisserie when you need it?
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Are you sure you’d want to add a squeaky rotisserie wheel into that? I can just imagine it now…
*hooooooooonk*… *squeaka-squeaka-squeaka*… *hooooooooooonk* *squeaka-squeaka-squeaka*
And then, all you’re left with is
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oh god, that looks like a rotisserie
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Just when I was starting to accept I live in a world with mattress bloggers, and aerosol cheese, and $16,000 gym bags, I find out inflatable fake rotisserie chicken is being sold and therefore bought.
[looks to the skies beseechingly for the Vulcans to arrive]
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Either you’ve got a long wait ahead of you, or you’d best get to work: the Vulcans don’t make First Contact until we develop a working warp drive.
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Right. Sounds like a crowdsourced maker project to me. I can help with prototyping and documenting, maybe some other stuff.
Step 1. Find Zafram Cochrane.
Step 2. Search New York State for Henry Archer’s parents.
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This is awesome:
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