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My ears are still ringing.
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Then you probably shouldnât search youtube for terms like âadam savage duck bombâ. 
(edit: or, for instance:
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Absolute torture, I wash my hands of the whole thing.
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Seems almost cruel to have the Duluth plunge in the middle of February. 
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Whereâs a rotisserie when you need it?
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Are you sure youâd want to add a squeaky rotisserie wheel into that? I can just imagine it nowâŚ
*hooooooooonk*⌠*squeaka-squeaka-squeaka*⌠*hooooooooooonk* *squeaka-squeaka-squeaka*
And then, all youâre left with is
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oh god, that looks like a rotisserie
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Just when I was starting to accept I live in a world with mattress bloggers, and aerosol cheese, and $16,000 gym bags, I find out inflatable fake rotisserie chicken is being sold and therefore bought.
[looks to the skies beseechingly for the Vulcans to arrive]
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Either youâve got a long wait ahead of you, or youâd best get to work: the Vulcans donât make First Contact until we develop a working warp drive.
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Right. Sounds like a crowdsourced maker project to me. I can help with prototyping and documenting, maybe some other stuff.
Step 1. Find Zafram Cochrane.
Step 2. Search New York State for Henry Archerâs parents.
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This is awesome:
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Well this might help for getting started.
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Still need a huge pile of negative mass.
Some straight lines write themselves.
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I think itâs completely awesome and donât agree with the articleâs conclusions. The whole âpurityâ thing has been a messed-up idea from the start, and itâs only got weirder. I saw someone on Twitter the other day claiming he was superior *because" he had that little dash of Neanderthal DNA. As in, he was purer because he was more of a mix. Yeah.
Aeromexico found a great way to call people out on their shit. And itâs not like Dan Rather will object.
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The idea that any advertisement is âpolitically neutralâ is laughable.
If you canât see the politics, it only means they mesh seamlessly with your own, or what you have accepted as âdefaultâ.
As for âpurityâ⌠Unless you are a mess of recessive traits, itâs unlikely your bloodline is pure anything (as the Neanderthal example points out, you may not even be pure human).
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I can explain the Neanderthal DNA pride: it means the person is of European heritage. Africans and Asians have no Neanderthal in them, unless they also have a Euro-heritage ancestor.
edited to add: I should have said ANCIENT European white heritage. In other words, NOT a mixed heritage person (heaven forfend) the way someone from Italy or Spain might be. This is someone who can brag that theyâre totally white for the past 40 generations, or whatever.
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Asians will. Neanderthals were distributed in a range that covered most of the land based exits from Africa.
In fact, Han Chinese were among the first populations searched for neanderthal introgression due to the early availability of a genome from a Han Chinese person.
None of these assholes would know this, though, because theyâre intellectually incurious and wonât seek out info.
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