Fire Nanny
Prepare 3 Defense
Loan @hadley 100
Wager 30 Kraken Good
Child Oscar Mayer Franksenketchup, Space Human
Prepare 5 Offense
Fire Physician
Hm, this curse isn’t so bad. I think @Eighth rather enjoys my new look.
Prepare 2 Offense
Wager 100 Turbulent Priest
hubba hubba baby!
Prepare 6 Defense
Prepare 2 Defense (sic)
Child Panspermia Riboflavin Brummell (a spare for the heir) space moose
Citizen-Aspirants,
Whatever Weather, Be One of Us
The Weatherby Space Hussars, in conjunction with Weatherby Space Dragoons, in coordination with the United Federation of Oceans and Seas (UFOS) are seeking enrollments in: The Civilian Defense (CD) Individual Service Option (ISO).
Participation in the CD-ISO option may boost the chances of any Citizen Pretender pursuing any Ranks and Privileges historically reserved for True Citizens.
Individual enrollment in the CD-ISO option is entirely optional. This is not a draft.
Join Now,
Commander William T. Piker
prepare 4 the best defense is a good defence
fire nanny
Commander,
As an Aldermoose who has a stake in the higher education of our youth I want clarification.
Does the CD-ISO meet the Exacting Legitimate Task Oriented Regimented Individual Training Objectives (El Torito) set out by the Weatherbean Training Fundamentals, Basic Behaviour Quorum (WTFBBQ)
As in accordance with the authority of most feudal jurisdictions of the New Britannia systems, Your Majesty May Vary (YMMV).
Prepare 4 Defense
Fire Barrister
Prepare 3 Defense
I’m like all in favor of teaching those donks a lesson that are blowing up our cool spaceports. But we have to figure out who’s up to this first! You can’t attack what you can’t see. So we’ll wait for now, but just you watch out. Tom and I will be like a badass power couple with space carbines. You do not want to mess with us!
So rude too. I missed my monthly bean subscription sampler. Glob I was so looking forward to trying new varieties! It’s my job to keep that parlor entertained!
I’ll ask our wizenly treeish Nanny to help entertain the guests. Maybe a bit of levitation, a hex that will wear off in a day, oh and of course I’ll prepare a freshly prepared bean pie! Why who knows what talk we’ll hear in the process. Maybe we’ll find a bit more about who’s been littering with these globbing explosives around Weatherby. Certainly, if folks talk we can beef up the security around our vulnerable infrastructure.
Prepare 2 Defense
Rent Fashionable apartment
Hire Nanny (Keep current one)
Word! Now let’s get ready to wreck up NP!
Child Aldous Sprout Jimothy Westingham-Flowers, Space Moose
Prepare 5 defense
Wager 76 Wafflecheeks
Child Jeremiah Archelaus Milkthistle Ponsonby-Britt, Space Human
Prepare 1 Defense
Wager Turbulent Priest 25
(Edit: verbose version linked.)
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