Sam Hetherington Hutchinson has a heart attack before continuing to play for 94 minutes and scoring a goal. This is Bert Trautmannesqe in it’s insanity.
As for Bert Trautmann’s story…
https://www.mancity.com/features/trautmann-story/
Edit: corrected Sam’s name
In other words, he wants more people to run-over manatees.
Just to be clear, this is a real problem. I wasn’t making a crude joke at manatees’ expense.
Coincidence? I don’t think so!
Arminia Bielefeld managed to get all the way into the cup final this year and will play Stuttgart, so Hermann gets to wear a football jersey.
Ok, how did Carlisle end up with the 7th highest average attendance this season, despite finishing in 23rd place?
Walsall had a lower average (12 place), and they were top of the table for most of the season.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Arsenal fans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Spurs will be playing in the Champions League next season, despite finishing one place above relegation from the Premier League
Kimmel could replace Joe Rogan. 
World record 50m freestyle assisted by an outboard motor and propeller.
Am I the only one imagining a horrible accident with 4 of them engulfed in flames? Stay safe, everyone!
(Also, Peak America!)
You don’t grill a hotdog.
You’re right, though - if things go wrong they might find themselves in hot water.
Hope those PR folks don’t get their buns steamed, but one of the cars will surely have to ketchup in the race at some point.
Raj Singh is the arsehole who turned town a bid for Hartlepool United by Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney, we know the rest of that story.
As for Jeff Stelling…
I’m a Carlisle fan, Hartlepool have been our rivals for nearly 100 years, and I think their fans deserve far better than this.
Michigan Tech names Bald Ben Affleck as new head hockey coach.
“Am I the Batman?”
“No, I am the Batman.”
