He poops almonds?
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After my mom passed, we found a ton of multiple decades-old seed packets, which I opened and broadcast for the birds and squirrs. They were so happy! and some o’ those seeds may have been planted and grew after all!
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Smartie pants!
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He’s a seed addict!
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This is a very important PSA. (Public Squizzle Announcement)
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And on the lower rail too. Maybe so there’s less need to be alert for hawks.
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squirrel came down the chimney
I have a dog and two cats
My dog slept through it because she’s ancient.
One cat decided screaming was best
My other cat hissed, puked, and hid under the cabinets
The squirrel is now outside.
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Living a poem.
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Yes! Ellipsis and all (what did it take to get the squizzle outside?).
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a broom and a squirt bottle?
or does that only work on raccoons?
i once had a ferret visit me in my bathroom in a downstairs apartment. threw a towel over her and wrapped her up and got her out without either of us suffering injury.
so remember…
never tease a weasel,
I’ve told you once, I’ve told you twice.
the weasel wouldn’t like it
and it isn’t very nice!
same with sqizzles, i’m sure.
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Never squeeze a teasel
It’s for your own good, understand
A teasel is all prickly
and will surely hurt your hand.
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Down chimney tall a squirrel was met
by dog and cats, the drama set:
One kitty fierce let out a screech;
the other heaved, much out of reach.
Decrepit dog, dead to the world.
Returned to Nature, did the squirrel.
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A squirrel came inside through the flue
And the pets didnt know what to do.
The old dog made a snore,
Cat one hissed, puked on floor,
And cat two made a hullabaloo
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…while squirrel outdoors was ushered to…
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