- Creative and unique gift
- Large enough to hold pencils
- If you are ever charged with any crime, the cops just have to say what they found on you and you will instantly be considered a serial killer by jury and media alike
- Biodegradable when you least expect it
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Ugh. Looks like it probably emits a bad smell.
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Yep, “Sqwallet” = “World’s least trustworthy pencilcase”.
This whole thing is nuts.
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Dashing!
If a sports car became a squirrel…
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That is totally a go faster stripe!
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Speaking of ground squirrels…
Did you ever amuse yourself and your friends by opening a dictionary randomly and reading aloud the pair of guide words at the top of the page, to see if it would say something funny? There was one in particular that greatly amused us as teenagers, never to be forgotten…(maybe you had to be there…)
Webster’s New Collegiate DIctionary, 1973
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You know, this whole thread has been tree squirrels instead of ground squirrels. Do they not count as squizzles too? Here then is some gruesomeness with them for you.
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“It’s world famous in Torrington!”
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