The goddamn Trump Administration (Part 2)

Another source:

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He’ll never pay the manufacturer. So it’ll be bricked eventually.

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Odd how an organisation set up to protect borders is so obviously part of the ‘military-industrial complex’ in the USA. Customs and immigration in many other places is a much more ‘civilian’ operation.

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a $47.45-per-month plan that includes unlimited talk, text and data, as well as roadside assistance

Yeah, roadside assistance will be a great help when my phone needs some repair. /s

Trump roadside assistance for vehicles will involve waiting by the roadside for hours and then organising your own tow, because Trump Inc will have stiffed the roadside assistance contractors so they won’t come out until the unpaid invoices are settled.

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Asshole needed another ego boost, I guess.

Can i have a president free plan for 86.47$ ?

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https://www.sfgate.com/california-parks/article/signs-negative-history-manzanar-historians-20376758.php

Signs to police ‘negative’ history went up at Manzanar. Historians are nervous.

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I’ll bet their uniforms will already be replete with service ribbons, like the studio exec (ETA:) in Barton Fink who suddenly becomes a (well-decorated) colonel in the Army Reserve.

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It used to be a Canadian company before it got bought out by American capital in 2019. So depending on when you bought it, you might be in the clear. And even if not, it’s already done, so continue to enjoy the one you own. When it comes time to replace it, there might be others on the market, especially if they do indeed tank internationally.

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He’s been n the Transgender For Everyone bit again.

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It most certainly won’t be “built in the USA”, and it has 5G. I thought 5G was the devil according to MAGA folk.

I did quite like this comment on the article from The Verge that you linked:

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ETA: Another great comment from another The Verge article on this farce:

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No matter how many times he says this, I don’t know what he’s supposedly “threatening”, but I’m intrigued. Is that like the “threat” of “a taco truck on every corner” if Hillary had won? If so, sign me up.

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The story is on Gizmodo now, so there’s some hope of it gaining some traction and leading hopefully to boycotts.

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They’ll be packed with explosives. Clap harder or else!

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Say what you will about the cell phones in Kingsman: The Secret Service. Sure, they made people’s heads literally explode, but at least the service was free.

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I was thinking of Israel.

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https://www.rawstory.com/stephen-miller-2672374100/

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He’s had such a bad couple of weeks. First he gets cucked by his wife, now by his mistress too.

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Not a real slap to the face?
But it’s such a punchable face.

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