The goddamn Trump Administration (Part 2)

The First Amendment’s free speech clause is a restriction on government rather than a right granted to individuals. It says, “Congress shall make no law . . . abridging the freedom of speech,” not, “Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech of citizens.”

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One thing I’ve seen that might help is 50 mg Benadryl 15 minutes before or 20 mg zyrtec a couple of hours before.

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FOIA request satisfied in six business days. That’s practically unheard of.

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50 mg of Benadryl would render me useless for 24 hours. Actually worse than useless. It would make me really, really irritable, but also super drowsy. I’m extra sensitive to antihistamines for some reason. Even Claritin knocks me out.

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He really doesn’t understand how trade works.

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I doubt he knows how anything works

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This administration can’t be done soon enough.

That’s the current Surgeon General nominee

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Ugh. So much of this toxic positivity worldview is just an excuse to victim blame. Having financial trouble? It’s just an attitude problem, you need to let go of your negativity and then the magic fortune ghosts will bring you prosperity. Depressed and stressed out? You did a bad job harmonizing your quantum vibrations and you just need to smile until your face hurts. Died of cancer? Gosh, I guess you just didn’t WANT health hard enough, but nobody will miss a negative nancy like that anyway.

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Then I choose an environmental reality without a Trump presidency.

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An excuse to victim blame and a chance to take credit for random chance. You don’t owe your health and money to any kind of good fortune, you earned them through magic, and so have no more reason for gratitude than compassion. The whole universe gets to be meritocratic!

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And don’t forget a chance to make a LOT of money from sick people and those who are desperate for a sense of control over their bodies. They can even be convinced the gurus word alone can heal them. :money_mouth_face::moneybag: :muscle::innocent:

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I still can’t get over how good Shatner looks for his age.

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The value of living an unstressful life with little concern for money.

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Hey, Donnie - maybe you should talk about annexing the Vatican next?

Their leader is American. And there’s probably trillions in art to steal. And you can sell special dispensations. They’re kinda like pardons.

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