The goddamn Trump Administration

Sleeping or playing games on his phone?

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The only joy I have in these pictures is seeing that RFK Jr looks increasingly annoyed. He was in for the grift, got almost everything he wanted, and is finding out that the leader of the grift is, at best, three days out from starting in a sequel of Weekend at Bernie’s, and orders are constantly spit out by a Steve Jobs wannabe in a baseball cap.

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He’s looking for an acorn.

Geeze, the Toddler-in-chief doesn’t get to sit at the head of the table? Even Little Marco looks more presidential.

I wanna see a drink- off between Rubio and Trumpy. They both have glasses of water. Let’s settle this now.

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He sits in the middle, and gets a bigger chair than others. You can just see that in the angle.

On a side note, is that Vance across from him (sign says "the Vice President)? Didn’t realize they brought him out from a rock after that EU speech bit. He’s the least visible VP I can ever remember.

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Here’s a Biden cabinet meeting (for reference):

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Taller. It’s a known ‘hack’ by man-babies who think it makes them look more powerful.

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His diet Coke button is on the table. He can’t get through a meeting without summoning the help.

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“Pursuant to the President’s direction, agencies should focus on the maximum elimination of functions that are not statutorily mandated while driving the highest-quality, most efficient delivery of their statutorily-required functions,” the letter adds.

“maximum elimination.” That doesn’t sound good…

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cokey

Feck’s sake. Seriously?
Is that antique-box with fake gold bar on top really his soda-button?
What a fucking toddler.

Before you ask, I didn’t draw anything on this pic, your travesty, it was like that when I snapped it.

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Its not easy being king when you’re short.
It’s not easy being big when you’re small.
It’s impossible to be lord of everything you see
When you’re down so far you can’t see far at all!

But who could ever be the boss when he’s teeny?
No, your life’s a total loss when you’re a runt.
Oh, just think what I could do if I was big like you,
And I didn’t have to put up all this front.

Imagine me, an enormous king.
How they’d bow, how they’d cheer.
I’d be the emperor of everything,
But now they hardly know I’m even here!

I can never hope to lead, I’m just a crumb.
Did Napoleon succeed? Don’t be dumb.
And if he was here, you’d see he was tall compared to me!
I can hardly stand myself, do you know why?
It’s not easy being king when you’re short! And I could die!

– King Koo Koo

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It is a very simple thing that is complicated by multiple years of technical debt. I’ve made a few passes at getting the site into a more manageable state, but the reality of it has been resistant to my attempts. I’m still working on it, but my time for it has been limited.

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Sigh. No biggie. We can insert it into replies easily enough. There will be much rage and puke reactions in the coming months. Wish it were not so, but here we are.

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I might have misspelled it, but yeah, it’s disgusting that it’s even necessary… :sob: But yeah, as @chgoliz said…

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I think one of the hallmarks of conservative thought is that they do not think in systems, only in individual cases. That explains the obsession with rugged individualism, the refusal to acknowledge phenomena such as structural racism or toxic masculinity and the inability to admit that anything can have structural issues and therefore that solutions must be structural as well. This is just another example of exactly that. An isolated incident. Some pilot or air traffic controller’s fault, not a systemic failure.

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Similarly; they seem to only be able to think in microeconomic terms- not macroeconomics.

Running the country like a business instead of understanding an economy.

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I’m puking right now.

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Also, they celebrate easy answers.

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Yeah, there goes the USA’s president. My goodness, isn’t that what everyone pictures when they think of a leader? Can someone stand behind whoever is speaking and jangle some keys or something?

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It really is odd, to see such a narcissistic Mussolini wannabe play second banana like that. . .

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