The Onion buys infowars. (No joke)

small pedantic point of order, if i may.
the popular diner dish is a chicken fried steak, not fried chicken steak. picture a schnitzel with a white cream gravy and you got it.
although, being John Lilly, it could have been anything, really…

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I wrote that stupidly. AJ ate the steak and all the other stuff.

The Secret Rulers of the World Part 4: “The Satanic Shadowy Elite?”

Original air date: 20 May 2001

Jon Ronson follows conspiracy theorist and radio host Alex Jones as Jones attempts to infiltrate the annual gathering of dignitaries and business leaders (reportedly including George W. Bush and Henry Kissinger) at the Bohemian Grove. The film includes footage of attendees dressed in robes and burning an effigy at the foot of a giant stone owl. Jones believes that the ceremony is related to occult secret societies. After the event, Ronson meets comedy actor and fellow attendee Harry Shearer, who describes the event as a glorified fraternity party. Shearer largely dismisses Jones’s dramatic retelling of the gathering and notes that the music is supplied by the Symphony Orchestra of San Francisco.

Fun watch. Even funnier if you have seen AJ’s version called Dark Secrets: Inside Bohemian Grove… Don’t watch that…

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I’m on awe that they can keep satire a step ahead of reality.

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No stupidity is involved if one hasn’t spent ages checking out various Yankistani diner menus.

I had a chicken fried steak in Seattle once. I really did need the provided steak knife. Unlike schnitzel, pounding fuck out of it before the ahem battering and frying was evidently not part of its preparation.

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SoM__Uzis__War On Fake Schnitzels

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OK honestly I can see why someone might host a site at “goblinlove.com

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Aha! That’s why Musk is intervening. He wants goblinlove

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First that guy is so problematic that people had to create a new organization.

AJ often has one way fueds with that sneaky snake Rogan.

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Not to be confused with:

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There’s more than enough empirical data (and some good theories) to support The Onion’s predictive analytics algorithm. That… or taking notes while a certain bartender at their favorite watering hole is on a roll. :wink:

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We need that “howling with laughter” emojiiiiiiii.

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I know quite a few people who embrace the whole “goblincore” thing – delightful people everyone of them. I can’t imagine any of them involved with anything AJ, except perhaps in protesting him. I have a horrifying thought that this particular site was intended to host something unsavory.

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(Lots of detail about the more recent fight over ratification of the auction (and about the actual bidding process) begins at about 8:19)

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Fake news provider claiming that fake dollars were used to buy portal(s) for fakery and fake stuff [oh and the platfom(s) for selling supplements for sweet sweet $].

Sheesh.

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Ah, a federal judge. On to the next higher court then? I imagine that once it reaches the SCOTUS, Jones will get it back.

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I sincerely doubt SCOTUS gives a shit about Jones. They are above the petty squabbles of the hoipolloi. They only get out of bed to tear away people’s fundamental rights and abet fascism.

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