Thread of assholes

YAVAPAI COUNTY – A Hillside resident was arrested Friday afternoon, accused of igniting the Kirkland Wildfire after driving his pickup truck on a bare metal rim for nearly three miles.

More at

https://www.ycsoaz.gov/News-Articles/New-page-18

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This Alabama County will also be really shocked when they discover what Trumpy is accused of!

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https://www.politico.com/news/2025/08/05/gop-rep-mills-accused-of-threatening-to-release-nude-videos-of-ex-girlfriend-00495059

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Somebody educate me here. They can just cancel common stock? As in, make it valueless? I guess if the idea is the company is gone and consequently the value is zero, but that does not seem to be the case here. Doesn’t seem right, but what does that matter anymore?

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The boy, who may have attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and autism which has yet to be diagnosed, had no previous convictions.

Oh fuck, here we go…
I suspect most folks know of the link between animal abuse and later violent, senseless crimes against humans. What there is not is a link between fucking autism (even “yet to be diagnosed” autism) and violent crimes. Why the hell do they print dreck like this?

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Last year, an 18-year-old Utahn was staring at the potential of years in prison, accused of having sex with a 13-year-old.

Plea bargain negotiations were at an impasse. Then the Utah Legislature — based on an initial suggestion from Senate President J. Stuart Adams — changed the law.

Two months later, prosecutors offered the 18-year-old, who is related to Adams, a plea deal. The teen would plead guilty to reduced charges, face no additional jail time beyond a week already served, and would not have to register as a sex offender.

The new law was not made retroactive, and the teenager was not charged with the new lower-level crime it created. But in court hearings, the judge, the prosecutor and defense attorney Cara Tangaro — who helped draft the bill language that was adopted by the Legislature — all acknowledged it was pivotal to resolving the charges against the 18-year-old.

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If they can do this it’s just scrip, isn’t it.

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The whitewashing has begun.

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We all owe our soul to the company store now.

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some guy named John Barron called it in…
he then asked if the refigerator was running…

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Thanks to that article, I learned that they were holed up in St Charles, IL. That’s really smart: it’s next to a small regional airport, which is probably how they got there, and it’s NOT convenient to get to and from Chicago from there. No highways going east toward the city from there, but there are a hundred or more different surface street options, meaning it would be harder to harm them en route. And yet, at the same time, getting downstate to Springfield (the state capital) or further out of town to another state is relatively easy. Plus that airport, of course.

And as the cherry on top, St Charles and Geneva next door are sweet little towns.

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It’s a little weird they had to plan ahead like that.

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