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80 000 kilometre?
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The Elgin Marbles suggest that it’s the former:
The Annals of Improbable Research published a great research paper on Centaur anatomy a while ago.
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It’s not “profiterole,” but it might have been “cenotaphogenic,” or “moribounder.”
ETA:
spellang
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A third python found in Varberg
Another exotic snake has been found in the forests outside Varberg. The snake has been taken into custody by the police.
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This belongs into the asshole thread.
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I wonder whether they tried to put it in cuffs.
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Weirdly there was a Swedish strip comic about man and his python.
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They’ll have to pry my falchion…
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Black medieval battle bun edition!
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OMG, stop it, you!!! 
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It’s not like the lamb did anything Baaaaaah-d.
Also that guy sounds real sweet. He’s helped about 200 orphaned lambs, he’s a good one in my book and i’d buy him a pint.
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Ricardo Montalbon’s voice saying the words, “rich Corinthian leather” echos through my head.
(“Corinthian” leather was actually made in New Jersey)
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I guess if it works… 
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Did they order a Belgian Lambic?
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