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pre-neolithic

Are they time travelers? Isn’t pre-neolithic a time period? :thinking:

Also, you know who is really dangerous? Westerners traveling to places with people who have never met them before… at least that’s what studying history has taught me!

I suspect, like many other indigenous groups, they have a history of having met with outsiders, had a bad time as a result, and now refuse to let in outsiders, because usually that results in some kind of mass deaths or a massacre…

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I hadn’t heard that used to describe them before either. I think it just means they have simple stone tools, but not the advanced ones.

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Generally, Neolithic describes a settled stone age culture that lives mostly or partially by farming. Earlier hunter-gatherers are Paleolithic (old stone age). The transitional period is the Mesolithic, and maybe that’s what they mean by “pre-neolithic”, although I don’t know what evidence they have for that.

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Either non-agricultural or non-pottery.

Although island societies, such as the Polynesians, sometimes find baskets and gourds more practical than pottery.

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Mykhailo Viktorovych Polyakov tried to make contact with the reclusive islanders

There’s a picture in the article of this asshole holding a machine gun and grinning. Why am I not the least bit surprised? It’s a low bar for going better than it could have, but at least he didn’t shoot anyone?

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I’m a bit worried by the fact that he supposedly spent an hour whistling, trying to get their attention, and he lived to tell the tale without any indication they were there.

Are we certain the last jerk who showed up didn’t bring a disease that killed them off in the interim?

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In unsurprising news

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I get what they’re trying to imply, but I think it makes more sense as a time period, not a description of technology level…

I get that…

God, I hope not. I wish dipshits would just leave them alone. they don’t want anyone else there, and I can’t blame them.

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Well, JD - it will be worse shortly!

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Stay tuned JD. It will get much, much worse. I hate you guys so fucking much.

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If you’re going to lie your ass off to try to make a point, you should at least put in a little effort to make it believable. Sad.

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Well, you shouldn’t have put all your money in Tesla stock.

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That sounds like something someone who believes in woke ideologies like arithmetic would say.

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" Don’t listen to what some deep state elementary school math teacher.told you! Do your research, people!"

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There’s a reason there’s a subreddit called LinkedInlunatics. That attitude is all over that site.

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Oh Johnny Loveless, your ancestor Miguelito is so disappointed in you.

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TL;DR: A Brush with Bekah made paint from Yellowcake (which is not the most dangerous pigment she’s made paint from), and some dick on the internet claimed, at length, that she had endangered herself, her community, and her entire state.

She hadn’t, but that didn’t stop said dick from getting her doxed and threatened.

*Chef’s kiss* to her use of Greig’s Hall of the Mountain King.

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The volunteers cleared the playground only to find freshly discarded bags of waste the next day.

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