Right? Like… WTF does that mean for a face…lift… injection… thingie?
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Botox and fillers?
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Some people have their own fat transferred instead of these fillers. It doesn’t require being redone and is obviously not going to cause a reaction.
Though in her case; it would be toxic.
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Onion scooped rolling stone.
May 13th:
May 16th:
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depending on the source of those fat cells lipo’d off and shot into her cheeks, could we call her “secretary buttface”?
's’ok. i’m gonna call her that, anyway.
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Could be!
Fat is most commonly taken from:
- Thighs
- Buttocks
- Lower back
- Abdomen
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Newsom has got to be aiming for the GOP presidential nomination.
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I think he’s trying to inoculate himself from being described as a San Francisco liberal. But doesn’t understand that that area is now seen as being controlled by conservative tech bro authoritarians.
And that the effort will lose him the primary anyway.
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Doesn’t California have a recall system for governors? I can’t imagine that any of what he’s doing lately is what California Democrats voted for…
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It didn’t work last time against Pukesome.
Though that recall effort was from the right.
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Bold strategy that, building up a bunch of haters on BOTH sides of the proverbial aisle.
Christ, what a slimy creepy opportunist.
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I don’t even
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“Basically, it just comes down to I’m angry that I exist and that, you know, nobody got my consent to bring me here."
I cannot argue this, but demanding an absolute impossibility (getting consent from a nonexistent being?) is a weird presentation of what sounds like suicidal depression. “I don’t want to be here, therefore no one else should be either.”
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Jeff Bezos Abandons Khashoggi to Cut Deal With MBS
Jeff Bezos once mourned Jamal Khashoggi in public—now the Amazon billionaire is making billion-dollar deals with his executioner, which reveals more about his values than any vigil ever could.
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Not for Rushdie, for the stabber:
He said he believed in freedom of speech but called Rushdie “a hypocrite.”
“Salman Rushdie wants to disrespect other people,” said Matar, clad in white-striped jail clothing and wearing handcuffs. “He wants to be a bully, he wants to bully other people. I don’t agree with that.”
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