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Shouldn’t even take that long. All you need is a sharpie and a foam board map, right?
/s
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Am I right in thinking they couldn’t care less about manufacturing but just want to fill the federal coffers to give more tax breaks to billionaires?
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OW! Jeebus, couldn’t Neet take care of it?
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But seriously. Why? I can’t imagine that would save any significant weight, and anything that would require hair removal of the nethers would require a shorn head as well. 
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Aerodynamics. And they wanted him looking his best for the swimsuit competition.
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Ok Joel, how about you board your potluck plane first and we wait and see how it goes?
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There just aren’t enough facepalms in this world, but if they want to start 3d printing Trumpy’s new plane, go for it!
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That 3D printing remark nearly made my eyes pop out of my head in meat-space. 
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That sounds like an innovative new approach and I’m sure investors will love it.
“I have grown tired of industry players who try to use a safety argument to stop innovation and new entrants from entering their small existing market.” – Stockton Rush III
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Move fast and crash planes! 
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Move fast and crush submarines!
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I can send them an old console controller if they really need it
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Next up: who needs the silly FDA approval process? Let enterprising Americans manufacture medicines in their home kitchens!
What could go wrong?
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Well, me mum’s cold medicine is sage and honey and vodka. It’s super effective!
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She is, of course, wrong. What is she thinking? It’s whiskey, obviously.
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With whiskey one should use lemon and ginger instead of sage, though. It’s science.
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