Um.... what.... aka, this is the dumbest thing I've ever read

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I’m sorry, that doesn’t look straight enough for this bunch.

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Well, I’D put giant penises on them, and maybe some large vulvas, being very straight with their straight sex. No anuses involved, of course. That’s totally gay!

And then maybe there would be some straight identity stuff, like there could be the tribute to straight people haircuts, the Preppy Patrol, the Blue Collar Beer and Hot Dog mobile, the … well, fuck, this is just like 6 Flags on any day of the week or something. This is literally not a fun event to plan.

But maybe these nice straight people will think of some other themes to riff on, like goosestepping good times.

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Well, no, you wouldn’t actually want to imply that sex is a good, healthy, thing.

Maybe have two single beds with a nice gap between them and a guy and a girl sitting up, holding hands with one hand, while she knits with the other and he reads the newspaper.

Or have him coming in the front door holding golf clubs while she puts dinner on the table.

Or… okay, I’m just nauseating myself at this point.

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So, TV from the 1950s?

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I was basically thinking Pleasantville, so, pretty much.

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Related to this bullshit:

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The entire thing is assholes.

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Not sure why you’re calling that bullshit.

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I think @MalevolentPixy was more putting up responses to the whole white pride parade nonsense?

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Yup.

The whole “White History Month” bullshit is related to the “Straight Pride” bullshit.

Straight white people never had to fight for basic rights. No struggle, therefore, to recognize.

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It’s even stupider:

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So, literally colorless.

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Prison stripes. Must mean it’s a punishment.

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Looks like one of those ye olde prison jumpsuits, complete with gender handcuffs.

I bet it smells of patriarchy, if you get too close.

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If it had any color, someone might suspect . . .

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That position doesn’t look very comfortable for the woman (assuming upright to be ♀ ♂).

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What kinkiness is this?!! What are these Straight Pride people hiding? Next thing you know, they’ll be diddling your kids (in a strictly hetero way, of course)! :open_mouth:

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But that second link was making that same point too. I think it’s just been a tough day for me, and I’m not thinking clearly.

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Is the female character dead, or unconscious?

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