Um.... what.... aka, this is the dumbest thing I've ever read

Good Point. That’s got to be worth millions in additional damages.

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"…make some noise for the world’s richest man.”

Remember when Dave Chapelle was funny? No, really!

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They included the Georgia congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, who tweeted: “Before the covid vaccines we didn’t see athletes dropping dead on the playing field like we do now… Time to investigate the covid vaccines.”

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Imagine if in the fifties alien abduction culture mainstreamed into celebrity culture back in the day. Same shit as now and we could have blamed acid for it along with everything else.

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Weirdly enough, Jackie Gleason was very interested in UFOs.
https://www.library.miami.edu/gleason/ufos/index.html

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Yet strangely I don’t associate Gleason with acid history. Should I?

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Welllll…kind of?
EDIT: Replaced with a better-quality clip.

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Well, at least it wasn’t Memphis…

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Fucking Missouri

https://www.salon.com/2023/02/09/missouri-votes-down-bill-to-ban-children-from-carrying/

Headline: Missouri GOP votes down bill to ban children from carrying guns

Here’s my favorite paragraph:

“While it may be intuitive that a 14-year-old has no legitimate purpose, it doesn’t actually mean that they’re going to harm someone. We don’t know that yet,” Rep. Tony Lovasco, a Republican from a St. Louis suburb, told the AP. “Generally speaking, we don’t charge people with crimes because we think they’re going to hurt someone.”

Fucking Missouri

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While it may be intuitive that a 14-year-old has no legitimate purpose, it doesn’t actually mean that they’re going to harm someone.

What an idiot.

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4728_5000

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The bill is sponsored by Sen. Tammy Nichols of Middleton and Rep. Judy Boyle of Midvale, both staunch conservatives who say they stand for freedom and the right to life

. . . . unless you want a vaccine to keep from dying.

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… of course there are actually 38 stars :confused:

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Thanks. Your service is appreciated. :laughing:

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Well, there are a few more problematic states out there as well…

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Have you see the DVD special (or easter egg?) where two guys are trying to convince (the real) Peter Jackson to make a fourth movie?

Jackson says, “The Ring was destroyed at the end.”
One of the guys says, “But what if it wasn’t!!!”

Nature imitates art or something.

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