Mia, a very silly thumbèd kitty with a heart on her >gasp!<
The sassy, dirty blues song playing in the background perfectly fits.
velvetbatss
merelygifted
Bat with Datura
Found this gorgeous little Weta in my bathroom, now Bro’s biting the shit outta my towel while I try to move him.
#weta #insect #i never handle the males with bare hand cuz they bite first #ask questions later lmaooo
“Little”
Like the old joke about a guy and a snail. The guy hears a knock at his front door, opens it only to find a snail sitting there. The snail: “Hey. I wanna ask ya somethin’.” The guy picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A couple of years pass. Same guy. He hears a knock at his door. It’s the same snail. The snail looks up at the guy, and says, “What was that all about?”
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Hey, that’s right - tomorrow is May Day, isn’t it?
Either that or possum appreciation day 
His pause for dramatic effect
eridan-ampora
baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet
eridan-ampora
^ just found the dodge button
Mechanics have diagnosed the issue with your car,
too much bnuuy
D’aaaaw!