Tony Bahcawk! 
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it was RIGHT THERE!!!
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Tony Cock – chicken
Tony Honk – goose
Tony Hog – pig
Coney Hop – rabbit
Tony Flock – three pigeons in a trenchcoat
Tony Hawk – inexplicably just a human?
Boney Hawk – French emperor
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Mia, a very silly thumbèd kitty with a heart on her >gasp!<
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The sassy, dirty blues song playing in the background perfectly fits.
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velvetbatss
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Bat with Datura
Found this gorgeous little Weta in my bathroom, now Bro’s biting the shit outta my towel while I try to move him.
#weta #insect #i never handle the males with bare hand cuz they bite first #ask questions later lmaooo
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“Little”
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Like the old joke about a guy and a snail. The guy hears a knock at his front door, opens it only to find a snail sitting there. The snail: “Hey. I wanna ask ya somethin’.” The guy picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A couple of years pass. Same guy. He hears a knock at his door. It’s the same snail. The snail looks up at the guy, and says, “What was that all about?”
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{Plz click to embiggen}
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Hey, that’s right - tomorrow is May Day, isn’t it?
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