Not right after nursing. Just sayin’!
Burping a tiger cub could be awesome - or gross
I got to pet a tiger cub when I was very young, I can’t remember if I got to hold it or not.
Those paws and head just seem so huge.
“Don’t worry, Doris, you’ll grow into them.”
That thought fills me with a warm sort of envy; I never have, but I am glad you did
They are so cute and act just like kittens.
Even if you get a playful nibble?
I was tiny at the time and they were tiny to me, so luckily playful nibbles felt playful;
From my recollection, they were about the size of a large cat.
Actually me too… it would have been like 80 or 81, and they had a guy come to the local mall (RIP, Riverbend Mall!) with tiger cubs that you could pet and have your picture taken with… so there is a picture of a very little me and my sister with a tiger cub…
Sounds about right…
Also, Budweiser had a promotion at that same mall with Clydesdale horses… They were fucking massive!
Now imagine tiny little past Mindy next to those critters!
wow! big horsie!!
Exactly!
Boy, I got a headache. Um, did we, uh . . .
More importantly; you just stuck your tongue out at the cow picture, didn’t you?
Well, that was from the point of view of the tongue-y cow. I shoulda used double quotes.
I might have stuck my tongue out. Just thinking about it makes me go “ewe.”
sorry