Donāt fuck with rich peopleās money.
How to be a man? Josh Hawley has the (incoherent) answers.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/books/2023/05/18/manhood-josh-hawley-review/?utm_campaign=wp_post_most&utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&wpisrc=nl_most&carta-url=https%3A%2F%2Fs2.washingtonpost.com%2Fcar-ln-tr%2F3a0f6ff%2F6467a30b46cd7852d931be83%2F630016b8ca31ee7e66d73ce7%2F40%2F72%2F6467a30b46cd7852d931be83
Is that Obadiah Stane?
What a Crappy Uncaring Nutcase Trollop.
Meanwhile, conservative Christian candidate Frank LaRose kicked off his campaign announcement call to supporters with an NSFW song from the musical comedy duo Garfunkel and Oates. As the Ohio Secretary of State announced his candidacy to hundreds of Republican supporters, G&Oās bop āThe Loopholeā began playing in the background.
The song starts out sweetly enough, with the singers proclaiming āAll my life Iāve been good/do what my mom and dad and God say I shouldā and taking pride in the fact that they wear a purity ring. But the song quickly devolves into a farce, as G&O realize that they can still keep their āmoralsā along with their āhymen intactā if they jump right to āfifth baseā, so they sing āf*ck me in the ass ācause I love Jesusā.
I hope they played the video too.
Much as I hate that evil little turtle, Iād be lying if I said Iād never done the same. No health problem needed for that, really. Like youāre speaking before the entire company or whatever and everyone is expecting you to say something important and you just draw a flat blank. And then people think maybe the silence is because you were trying to lead up to something dramatic and impactful, but you have nothing.
It happens. It sucks. It doesnāt mean you have a medical problem.
As much as I hate the guy, Iāll give him the benefit of the doubt.