(US) Representative Follies

Or, if you want an actual interview:

I and many others are contemplating just how much blood he’ll choke on when he finally kicks that good ol’ KY horse bucket.

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From last May.

Oh look, she’s at it again.

“Biden pushing a vaccine that is NOT FDA approved shows covid is a political tool used to control people,” Greene tweeted on Tuesday in response to a video of President Joe Biden urging a “door-to-door” vaccination campaign. “People have a choice, they don’t need your medical brown shirts showing up at their door ordering vaccinations. You can’t force people to be part of the human experiment.”

[emphasis added]

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She kinda makes you feel bad for turnips, right? Like, is it wrong to eat a life form that is more intelligent than some of our own elected representatives?

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What a cunt.

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No pun intended, but the best part of the turnips are the - gulp - greens.

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Obviously, going to the National Holocaust Museum isn’t enough to teach Majorie Taylor Greene the history she’s so confused about. I think the tax dollars of her constituents would be well-spent on round-trip transportation and a complete tour (if not the full immersive experience) of this historical site:

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this sounds like one of those moments that needs me to pop some corn, you know, for watchin’.

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Wow, it’s like they keep hoisting themselves on their own petards.

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It’s projected petards all the way down.

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I love it. I think that’s my favorite line from Bill S.

When I was a kid, I thought it was some kind of punishment someone would get on an old sailing ship. And NO, I didn’t think petard was a…a…you know; that thought just now occured to me, no kidding!

But women don’t have petards, so…

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They’re not petards, they’re satchel charges.

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When I was a child, I thought “petard” was like long underwear, and I pictured someone being attached to a flagpole, and raised up, with their underwear becoming the flag (with them inside). I have no idea where this came from, except perhaps that a flag is the only other thing I’d heard of being “hoisted” so I brought them together in my mind.

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Sails! Sails get hoisted! That’s probably what got me thinking about pirate ships (pirates were popular when I was a kid), and those clubs - which are called belaying pins and are used to to secure rigging - are what I thought were petards. Though I don’t ever remember seeing someone remove one…well, you know how kid-minds work.

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