Voter Suppression Alert 🚨

The board’s vote came moments after Harris admitted that he misspoke under oath earlier in the day.

Harris said he is recovering from a serious infection that led to sepsis and two strokes, which in turn affected his memory. The episode made him realize, he testified, that he was not prepared for the “rigors” of the evidentiary hearing.

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If he runs in the new election, that conveniently-timed sickness and memory loss is probably going to give his opponents quite a bit to work with.

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What a fake-ass pieces of shit of a hooman bean.

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Guess he realized that too…


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https://theappeal.org/texas-is-poised-to-make-it-easier-to-jail-people-for-voting-errors/

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North Carolina Republicans have long denied that this line, between the state’s Sixth and Thirteenth Congressional Districts, was intentionally drawn to dilute black voting power, which would be a violation of the constitutional prohibition against racial gerrymandering.

Hofeller’s files, though, show that he created giant databases that detailed the racial makeup, voting patterns, and residence halls of more than a thousand North Carolina A&T students. He also collected similar data that tracked the race, voting patterns, and addresses of tens of thousands of other North Carolina college students. Some spreadsheets have more than fifty different fields with precise racial, gender, and geographic details on thousands of college voters.

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To find a clue about what might have gone wrong with Georgia’s election last fall, look no further than voting machine No. 3 at the Winterville Train Depot outside Athens.

On machine No. 3, Republicans won every race. On each of the other six machines in that precinct, Democrats won every race.

The odds of an anomaly that large are less than 1 in 1 million, according to a statistician’s analysis in court documents.

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This stuff always bugs me, not least because I don’t understand why something which is just a stupid “record selection and tally” program could even have “errors” and make it to production.

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It’s a feature not a bug!

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If you had seen some of the Excel spreadsheets I have, making numbers do unnatural things via obfuscation is a job for too many people.

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There was a joke/parable that my dad used to tell.

Three accountants go in for an interview. They start talking while waiting for their turns, and learn that they all have approximately similar qualifications.

First accountant goes in, and the interview goes pretty well, until one interviewer asks a final question: “What do you get when you add 2+2?”

The first accountant reflexively answers “Four.” The interviewers look at each other, clearly disappointed, and tell the candidate “Don’t call us, we’ll call you.”

The first accountant leaves, and when the others ask about the interview, the only answer they get is, “The last question they asked is really weird.”

Second accountant goes in, and the interview, again, goes pretty well, until that last question: “What do you get when you add 2+2?”

The second accountant, assuming (correctly) that the first candidate had given the obvious answer, says, “Five.”

At this, the interviewers look at each other, alarmed, and tell the candidate, “Don’t call us.”

The second accountant leaves, and storms out without even acknowledging the third candidate.

Third accountant goes in, and does about as well as the other two for the main part of the interview. Again, they ask that same last question: “What do you get when you add 2+2?”

The third accountant answers with: “What do you want to get?”

The third accountant got the job.

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Law and order party, y’all

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Then there’s this (from the comments):

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Don’t forget all that “personal responsibility”.

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Stivers said he thought Bevin’s speech declining to concede to Beshear was “appropriate.” He said believes most of the votes that went to Libertarian John Hicks, who received about 2% of the total vote, would have gone to Bevin and made him the clear winner.

Gee, it’s too bad that doesn’t matter in the slightest in this election in America.

[edited because apparently there are some elections in America that use ranked-choice systems. Just not a lot…]

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Speaking of which…

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