I mean… right? The overly saccharine ad does not help.
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“Little Matchstick Girl” is Satan’s invitation…?
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They should allow the doll to “cheer up” when you give it a home. Like, remove the tear at least.
It feels like a performative peasant you keep around the mansion who begs for food as entertainment for your guests.
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Sure it is odd, but it is as cool as f***.
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From the article this was “The Malicious Monster Truck Tour” and seeing that Kia obliterated if that isn’t truth in advertising i don’t know what is
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The tire alone weighed almost half a ton??
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I swear to god, though, I’ve started to see trucks out on the street that are nearly as big as those monster trucks… Not quite, but pretty close.
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coal rollers, every one.
shitheads gonna… shit?
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Yep… dipshits.
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that’s what i was looking for.
dipshits, yes… you called it! coalrolling dipshits… yup.
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Dipshits has become one of my favorite swears to refer to conservatives lately… I think it was Tim Walz back during the election who called Elon Musk a dipshit and it seems really apt to me.
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Some say a comet will fall from the sky
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits
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I never understood those things. Like, a pickup is pretty big as it is. Jacked up tractor tires? Those things are heavy! Your fuel efficiency is going to fall down a well. I’d be surprised if they even get 5 mpg.
The tires themselves cost a small fortune.
Who can afford to waste money like that? Just to own the libs? SMH
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I had to look up coal-roller.
Unfuckingbelievable.
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I’m wondering if some wish for an Extreme Court arena from the movie Idiocracy.
If it winds up on the Island of Misfit Toys, Santa would have to fix that and the eyes before letting it on the sleigh. That might be a tear, or some of the holy water didn’t finish evaporating…
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Wish I could wave a magic wand and make all that smoke go directly into the cabs of those idiots’ trucks. Wouldn’t that be great?! Some putz tries to “roll coal,” the smoke fills the cab, and the jackass and any passengers (I’ve never seen a passenger in one of those POS trucks!) immediately jump out, choking.
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