That would make sense. Fried pork fat is also consumed on the Continent.
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Which continent? 
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I’ll take a wild guess…
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Europe… the amorphous ill-defined assumed piece on the chicken-lump standing in for Europe and Asia. Can’t you read maps!
PS: I’ll be disappointed if all this doesn’t get split off and dumped in the Maps thread.
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Ah, the chicken livers.
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Chopped? Wrong continent. That’s Asia. Israel.
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“They plan to relaunch Infowars as a parody of itself…”
If Infowars under The Onion is intended in part to change the minds of its previous typical audience, then I hope that The Onion realizes that even the dumbest of dumbed-down parody could go over their heads. I’m so anxious to see what The Onion does with it.
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Geniuses the day before: “Hello. Am I covered on my auto insurance if, say, a bear tears into my car?”
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I’m sure they’ve heard of Poe’s Law… Right?
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We call these goat paths around here. Seems the failed stairs did not take into consideration the desired destination/attraction for pedestrians. An angled staircase with wider treads could be what the people wanted?
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Or more bike-able stairs, maybe.
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You are onto something, maybe! Nederland, land of All The Bicycles.
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Middle-school me would have loved tearing up and down that shortcut!
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Middle-aged me with a better mountain bike would be all over it!
Anyone interested in buying a vintage, well-cared-for Gary Fisher Aquila with all original parts (except for tubes)?
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Middle-aged me would obey the rules of the road and not contribute to soil compaction!
That looks like a heck of a nice bike, but doggo goes everywhere with me and the one time I tried biking with dog-on-leash I would have cracked my skull open on a rock within 2 minutes if it weren’t for my helmet.
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