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There are two solutions. One is legal.
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Oh god. I looked.
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One for each eye, I guess? Didn’t look to me like only one would do the job.
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I did warn y’all!
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Same.
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I could tell that was photoshopped and I’m not one who is easily shocked but,
the massive size of Dump’s hands!
The rest of the disturbing image being, of course, not remotely weird.
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It’s a fine picture, if you scroll just enough that the heads are off the screen.
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One of them is already wearing a red shirt… The solution is obvious 
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I got the illegal one but not the other. Could you please elucidate? Maybe blur the answer for those who are determined to figure it out. I’ve run out of ideas (and patience).
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While talking to people in line, DeMora said, he was told that a simple way to stop these “flippers” would be to require liquor store workers to open and immediately re-seal bottles when they’re sold.
That’s exactly what Senate Bill 320, introduced by DeMora late last month, would do. It wouldn’t require all liquor bottles to be open when purchased – only “allocated” bottles of limited-release, selectively distributed bourbons, like the Elmer T. Lee that DeMora said he ended up buying.
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I’m not great at puzzles, but the way I see it…
It’s a long knife. So line up the apples parallel to the knife. Then with one downward motion, cut through both apples at the same time, approximately 1/3 of the way through their respective masses. This way you will have two 2/3 apples, and two 1/3 apples. Therefore everyone gets 2/3 of an apple.
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That seems kind of clumsy. I prefer the other way – less chance of a knife injury.
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You would prefer to stab someone over apples?!
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Are we talking red delicious, or like a nice Fuji?
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I miss the once-aptly named Golden Delicious 
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Let us not forget Jazz apples.
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