I guess that’s truly meant to be the answer, huh? I understand so few people being able to handle it then…even if you ignore that the core is not the same as the rest, it’s really hard to eyeball one third of an apple by volume. Like even assuming a perfectly spherical apple, you get a cubic equation to solve and then cut it approximately 22.6% of the way from the center, although that definitely is not what I’d guess from how it looks. I actually thought of it and still didn’t consider it a solution.
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Not with that sort of knife, you’ll cut your own hand.
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Wait, you can’t get Golden Deliciousopodes anymore in north america?
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I don’t ever see them when I grocery shop.
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This is an outrage.
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I agree, esp after the way Red Delicious became Red Cardboard.
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I saw these around for a long time, esp Count Chocula & Frankenberry
I vaguely remember Frute/Fruit Brute, less so Yummy Mummy, and never saw (Crispy) Creature Crunch.
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Yes. Crispy Creature is a new one to me. Maybe people thought it was fish flavored?
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Is that creature a cannibal…
… or is it enjoying a healthy breakfast of Soylent Green?
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The sound contains an NSFW word which is understandably repeated ad infinitum.
megstastic
I was going to caption this but then I listened with the sound on, and they had it covered.
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Mmmmmmmm vanilla soylent green!
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This is my first bookmark at Elsewhere, for sometime next month when the internet gods decide I need to be cheered up.
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I am more than happy to provide such a service. Blessings, Dear Heart.
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Why is this making me feel more stressed out?
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That was helping quite a lot until Tony came in with the cursing 3 minutes in!
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I must admit to not watching far enough. I assumed it was an hour of ducks, water and bird burbles.
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I just threw up in my mouth
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