Weird, odd stuff

I was a little disappointed. It wasn’t 90 different things. I was hoping for more creativity.

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Glad they got there while it was burning, and before it blew up, but yeah - I don’t like that people were so close to the thing.

It’s never good when great big gross things explode :nauseated_face:

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I’m impressed the capacitors are still going strong.

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Bossy go boom!

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It Pays to Have Long Hair and a Beard in Utah—Jesus Models Are in Demand

https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/careers/christmas-jesus-model-utah-lds-mormon-religion-3a1893f6
https://archive.ph/abwdm

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This story got a laugh from the family…

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Long hair? :white_check_mark: Beard? Meh… not so much.

I’m guessing my kid doesn’t qualify for the job… :thinking:

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Ok, I was picturing something like this:

Then the “Utah” part of the headline hit!
:laughing:

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Yup. White Guy Jesus all the way. So very very white…

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Jesus was the only white person in the New Testament. Everyone else was a muppet.

…Wait, I might be mixing things up with musical ideas.

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I would watch the shit out of that show… who plays white Jesus? Which Muppets play which biblical character? That’s prestige TV right there…

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My quick imgflip on Animal didn’t find one I wanted. I was going to caption it “Judas! Judas!”

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I’m not sure I have strong opinions except for who would make a great Roman prefect.

What is truth?

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Miss Piggy as either the Virgin Mary, or Mary Magdalene, with Janice filling the other role.

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Kind of reminds me of a long-ago KCRW story about how a particular Los Angeles Chinese restaurant menu listed oddly named items. One I recall is “Pork Pump”, which appeared to be an attempt at naming a pork version of “Rump Roast”. Apparently, the restaurant went out of business a couple of years ago but has been immortalized on Yelp… and with the “Pork Pump” in much of the discussion.

Shown below is a Yelp pic of the “Pork Pump”, which bears some resemblance to the Alien movies’ “face-hugger” ovomorph egg case flopped on its side. Customer seating is critical here.

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Just one letter off! (Pork Dump)

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