That’s pretty cool 
As it should be.
Red figure kantharos with a spout in the form of a … oh … oh my!
Greece, circa 470 BCE
from The Michael C. Carlos Museum, Emory University
Looks kinda carroty innit.
Some thoughtful anaylsis on fanfic smut…
There’s a whole class of ancient erotic Incan pottery like this. We had an exhibit of Incan pottery at a library I worked at, and they wanted to put the cute little statues in the children’s area, on display, and I said “Um; has anyone actually looked at the cute little statues?”
LOLZ 
“oh, look! those little men are playing leapfrog!”
"No way, my daddy said that’s called hide the-- "
“Billy! Uh, look over there, a dinosaur!”
If they sampled first, two stout lads could’ve pulled this off without even having to hotwire the truck.
Jesus!