Weird, odd stuff

Seems like a lot of hot air to me. Not even number two on my list. Sooner or later though, I’m going to have to invest or get off the pot.

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Just make sure not to follow through too hard on that feeling…

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Linus Torvalds offers to build guitar effects pedal for kernel developer

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She should ask to speak to the manager.

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They charged me for being cheddar!
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Is this joking, or misunderstanding? Ordinarily I’d think the former, but with the blue check I’m leaning toward the latter.

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Is that a cheeseburger with American cheese & mayo?

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I’m assuming a coffee? As in; white americano?

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Just a cheeseburger.

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That makes sense, since it seems to be charged with the burger. I thought coffee, but cheese makes more sense.

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She also had four pints of Michelob Ultra to drink. Maybe that’s contributing to her befuddlement… but jumping to they’re racist against me because I’m white suggests preexisting failure to reason.

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FOUR beers???
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ETA Rats. Beat me to it, while I was fiddling with a clever image.

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She should just be quiet and feel relieved that her White People Tax was that small.

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Creepy recording of orcas imitating human speech is leaving people amazed but extremely terrified

Wikie heard a human make three orca sounds, then six human sounds including the words ‘hello’, ‘Amy’, ‘ah ha’, ‘one, two’ and ‘bye bye’.

After listening to Wikie’s responses, the team found that the orca was able to quickly copy the sounds, including nailing two of the human utterances on the first attempt.

Recordings of Wikie capture her attempts to mimic the human speaking to her, and while admittedly some of the attempts sound like they’ve come from a terrifying goblin, others are eerily accurate.

Listeners have been left unnerved by the recordings, with one viewer commenting: "The hello sounded demonic.”

Another joked: “OK, that second hello was a little demonic. Was that really an orca, or the Devil speaking through a ghost box LOL The funniest and scariest thing EVER! That’s my day, can’t stop laughing my head off lol.”

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i, for one, welcome our cetacean overlords!

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I gather it’s a joke, based on what I’ve seen elsewhere online.

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I looked at her Xitter feed and feel pretty confident that she is serious in her racism, transphobia and Trump worship.

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