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I just threw up in my mouth. Probably tastes better than that cream cheese too.
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Creepy
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Who wants to live forever? Weird fuckers like this, that’s who.
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…IT SHALL BE UNLAWFUL FOR A PERSON TO DISCHARGE GENETIC MATERIAL WITHOUT THE INTENT TO FERTILIZE AN EMBRYO…
Saliva, tears, urine, and feces have genetic material. So swallow, don’t spit. There’s for sure no crying in Mississippi baseball. And visitors to the Hospitality State sure as shit better not ask to use the bathroom.
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Ok, sure, but the exceptions are worth a read:
(4) This section shall not apply to the discharge of genetic material:
(a) Donated or sold to a facility for the purpose of future procedures to fertilize an embryo; and
(b) Discharged with the use of a contraceptive or contraceptive method intended to prevent fertilization of an embryo.
So showing that one used a condom (oh, my eyes!) is a "get out of jail free” card.
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Furthermore:
(blurred sections for ick factor, CW sexual slang)
It shall be unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.
So… it’s illegal to rub a proverbial one out.
This section shall not apply to the discharge of genetic material:
Discharged with the use of a contraceptive or contraceptive method intended to prevent fertilization of an embryo.
OH, it’s ok to do it if you wank into a condom.
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Fertilize an embryo? Didn’t realize humans were like tribbles.
This is a bill for making a point, it’s not intended to pass.
Yes. That’s part of the point of presenting the bill.
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For straight sex, yes. I’m pretty sure the intent is to criminalize homosexuality. One might argue that masturbation is a contraceptive method because it temporarily lowers sperm count.
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I read it as making dudes responsible for their ejaculations.
From the article: Blackmon wrote, “All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation.
If everyone involved is okey-dokey with baby making, then have fun without contraception. If not, take countermeasures or pay a fine.
@sqlrob is correct that this is a bill making a statement with no expectation of passing.
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Ok, raise your hand if at first glance you thought this was about House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son.
Uh, that is not a hand.
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There’s one thing that tweet doesn’t take into account. This thing could be snake oil and/or buggy and they didn’t expect people to compare.
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Compare? With a tape measure?
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Male homosexuality. Have at it ladies!
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