Awwww. Are they chonky, like baby Godzilla? That’s part of the appeal, I think.
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No. Quite slim. But they’re so cute, you’d be likely to overfeed them. Chonkiness could ensue, in that case.
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Lots of Godzilla plushies out there.
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Awwwww
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Wow, he’s really lucky he was able to start a fire inside and get sneezed out.
Disney 1 - Whales 0
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When will the poor whales eat a delicious human? Or are we so distasteful that they can’t swallow us?
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This morning, several people were woken up in southeastern Brazil as their Android cell phones began to ring an alarm warning that a strong earthquake would cause many casualties. It was a false alarm, as, fortunately, Brazil is located in the middle of a tectonic plate, which means that very intense earthquakes have never been recorded until today.
Google has apologized for the incident and says it will carefully investigate what happened. One of the hypotheses for this error may have been the simultaneous vibration of cell phones with sensors known as accelerometers. This unusual move may have fooled Google’s algorithm.
I wonder what could have caused so many cell phones to vibrate at the same time at 2 am?
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Coming soon to a perfume counter near you.
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iirc, they were covered with perfumed oils, as part of the mummification process, sure was some quality perfume the Egyptians had…
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you smell nice.
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If only. There’s only 1 ‘t’ and 1 ‘u’, and the ‘y’ is extraneous. ‘Cuck byterr’ works, though it’s far from a ‘perfect anagram’.
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My interpretation was that post was written to troll incels.
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Well then, don’t let my neurodivergence get in the way of that!
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lol, it is a noble endeavor!
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Hard thing to do without people seeing you. It’s next to a busy road and a lot people walk past those doors all the time.
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File under; What Did I Just Watch?
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Agree
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