We’re too big for humpback whales. They feed on small plankton like krill filtered from the water, and so have relatively small throats. If you would like to try being eaten by a whale you will have to see if one of the toothed whales will accept you.
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Same. You wouldn’t like me when i’m hangry 
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Another dive into the weird world of tumblr.
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Abortion cheese. Female Punk band name?
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Actually, though, it should be a trans-fem punk band…
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Two actually odd things about that video: Milk (!) with brie and blue cheese; and kitties not reaching for those goodies.
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The Guardian newspaper reports that Josef Kleindienst, who is building a $6billion compound on six man-made islands in Dubai, filed a “number of cancellation actions” on January 27, citing EU law which states that if a trademarked name is left commercially unused for at least five years, then a challenge to revoke ownership can be made.
Underperforming project in dire need of free publicity.
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OWYAC checks honey in cupboard
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So, he’d rather spend years and $$$$$$$$$ on lawyers rather than $$$$ on advertising strategies usually employed for new-build projects?
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So far, a couple of forms have been filled in and sent to various courts. That’s all.
Josef Kleindienst is a very dodgy character.
Cop active in a right-wing adjacent trade union. Ex-cop writing self-help books on how to dodge paying administrative fines. Involved in a political scandal when he claimed he lifted data on political opponents of Jörg Haider’s FPÖ from police databases while still a cop and sold it to an FPÖ functionary.
Suddenly has enough money (ATS 27 million = ~€2 million) to go into real estate, allegedly from investing in the stock market. (Not entirely unrealistic when he put money into the first dot-com bubble and timed it just right.) Active in Dubai since 2003, first as a franchise holder of real estate agents Engels & Völker, founded his own company in 2005. Opened offices in India and Iran. Involved in the failed The Crystal project on mainland Dubai. In legal trouble in Austria again around 2008 for raking in ~€10 from investors, not delivering on contractual obligations and selling the same project/lots twice, to different investors.
Finished projects on The World since 2005: one hotel, opened in 2022.
Last in the media in 2024 when he announced expanding into building giga-yachts and signed a strategic Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) with RAK Ports to establish a maritime facility in the emirate of Ras Al Khaimah.
Yeah, he’s totally taking on EON and MGM over a trademark in several countries at once.
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setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain
The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around
I’m weeping
weallhavegunsforhands
The two people in the front wearing one shirt.
lightsareout
Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?
twatsaw
WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW
turntechdestiel
no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious
mortimermcmirestinks
hey does everyone remember the fucking harlem shake. this was goddamn inescapable in 2013
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