So, how can that lead be recovered?
By convincing Preznit Tramp to undergo liposuction? (I’m sure he’d sell his huge glorious fat in a heartbeat.)
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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 215, That’s A Rap with Jason Pargin
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Jason Pargin to the DOGGZZONE! How do you save a dying town in the late 80’s? Why, through cunning use of systemically racist hiphop! Join the DOGGZONE as they spit hot bars in the face of terrible white peoples’ misguided desperation and soul crushing embarrassment!
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What, the Jason “David Wong” Pargin, author of John Dies At The End and other works?
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No More Struggling With Small Food
The wide design of the Man Fork will allow you to easily pick up rice, beans, peas and other difficult to handle foods.
Because manly men are taught to keep their feelings hidden, it often goes unacknowledged how many of them struggle with eating peas. 
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A genuine gag gift.
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Oh, that took me a minute. 
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The Heimlich Maneuver is for sissies too.
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That much tine?
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My brain can be forking slow.
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Utensil now… but you’ll loosen up given tine.
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Good one!
I was struggling to use utensil, but gave up. Spilled food all over my shirt.
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I’ll get a new one for you if you fork over $20.
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I eat my peas with honey
I’ve done it all my life
It makes the peas taste funny
but it keeps them on my knife.
– Ogden Nash
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You might try one o’ these - only $11 @ amazOMG:
Getting a comfortable grip on it is always important.
ETA b/c my brain’s forked up:
Mmmmm…Big Pot!
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Great for scooping one’s brain out.
The medical term is “autocerebrectomy.”
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Far more extreme than autotrepanation.
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