Well, fuck

As entertaining as that was, I have never met a pizza that is too deep.

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That’s for tourists (like Stewart). Maybe wrestlers trying to bulk up. Or teenagers, who cannot eat enough no matter how hard they try.

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Pizza has so many great varieties!

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My friends and family in Chicagoland enjoy Chicago deep dish pie. They don’t eat it every night, but a slice now and then isn’t going to kill you. The only controversy is which one: Malnoti’s, Pequod’s, or Giordanos.

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Pequod’s has gone down in quality for some reason. Giordano’s has always been no more than a solid B. Malnati’s is mostly for tourists now.

Lots of great places, but basically all are in neighborhoods, not right downtown.

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I haven’t had Pequods in a a while so it’s still the best of the three mentioned in my mind. I hope they havent fallen too far.

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Cops say they found ‘detailed diagrams’ of pump stations among the stash

“ According to the Key West Police Department, officers pulled over 39-year-old Vincent Vega for driving 69 mph in a 30 mph zone on Friday.

“During the stop, officers observed a loaded, short-barreled AR-15 rifle in plain view inside Vega’s vehicle,” a KWPD news release states. “The rifle, with a 7.5-inch barrel, is classified as a federally regulated firearm requiring proper registration. Vega admitted to modifying the weapon and did not possess the necessary tax stamp for legal ownership.””

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@KeybillyJefe

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Now just a minute. Is there any actual evidence that @KeybillyJefe and this gentleman are the same person?
Were any postcards or sketches of fish found in the car?

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Wait they still have gun laws in Florida?

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This particular Florida Man broke federal law with that modified AR. The modification requires the owner to obtain an ATF tax stamp in order for the weapon to remain legal.

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This is that sawed-off shotgun thing that caused Ruby Ridge standoff?

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In addition to Muñoz, USA TODAY has confirmed through attorneys, family members and documents that ICE has detained for weeks:

a woman in her 50s who has lived in the country more than 30 years and is married to a U.S. citizen;
a woman in her 30s with proof of valid permanent legal residency, whose father and siblings are U.S. citizens, and who first came to the U.S. as a teen;
a European woman in her 30s engaged to a U.S. citizen who overstayed her visa when she was 21;
a woman engaged to a U.S. legal permanent resident, with whom she has lived for nine years.

None of the women has a criminal record, according to a USA TODAY review of national law enforcement records. All were in an ongoing legal immigration process and felt comfortable enough boarding a domestic flight.

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Ah hah! According to current DoJ policy, that makes them extra-super criminals! Lack of a criminal record in people they just instinctively know to be criminals proves how very devious they are!

(Yeah, we are fucked. It’s only a matter of time before this standard is being applied to citizens who are not-white, then not-straight, then not-male. It is a given.)

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Back in the mid-80s when I was in middle school, I called a kid “doofus” and he threw a pair of scissors at my face. We were both sent to the dean’s office. The other kid was a frequent visitor and this was my first time, so the dean was immediately suspicious of me and berated me for provoking the attack. I don’t think he said anything about the scissors-throwing.

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No. Sawed-off shotguns are just plain illegal. There is no registration or stamp that changes that.

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An AK 47 is an assault weapon that can be easily modified to be fully automatic.

A shotgun can be used for hunting, is not automatic and has usually 2-5 shots in it.

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But a shotgun is not Tacti-cool(R) like an AR/AK, so there!

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Every single right thinking human in Arkansas should give their kids mohawks.

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you know who has “state approved” haircuts? North Korea:


ETA: love the mohawk idea, Mindy

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