Not a new concept:
On Friday, the Attorney General in 23andMe’s home state of California issued a consumer alert advising customers to delete their data from the site given the company’s “reported financial distress.”
And here I’ve been trying to kill my facial hair. So tired of spiky stubble and beard shadow. I like that moment where at least some of my face is smooth for about 30 minutes after a shave
I thought they were trying to kill gender confirming therapies?
Hipsters and Hasids Turn to Beard Transplants
Playing “Hipster or Hasid” is about to get harder
February 28, 2014
https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/hipsters-hasids-beard-transplants
DoorDash Announces ‘Buy Now, Pay Later’ Partnership With Klarna
DoorDash said the arrangement with the financial tech service Klarna would allow customers to defer payments on orders such as takeout from restaurants, makeup and electronics.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/23/business/doordash-klarna-payments.html
“That way… lies… madness!”
Aren’t payment plans for things like furniture or cars, and not, you know, food?
Klarna IPO: Buy Now, Pay Later firm reveals profit and growth details as possible stock listing date nears
The Swedish fintech company filed a preliminary prospectus with the SEC, revealing it had been profitable for 14 years until its U.S. expansion.
https://www.fastcompany.com/91299505/klarna-ipo-date-nears-stock-listing-sec-bnpl-profit
Or:
Its governing financial policy, written by the late Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, is simple and direct: “MAKE MONEY, MAKE MORE MONEY, MAKE OTHERS PRODUCE SO AS TO MAKE MONEY.”
Well not produce to be in debt.
7ish this morn, Topaz and I were playing, and I “ran” away from him. I fell, and went headfirst into the side of the giant solid cherry entertainment center. Good thing I’ve got such a hard head! Got some pizza on my elbow & jammed my shoulder a bit, nicely bashed my knees, etc. No head symptoms other than (now mild) surface pain. No conventional/nor worse headache, nausea, dizziness, faintness, disorientation, impinged range of motion; eyes/ears/snootle all functioning as usual.
Found & put a cold pack on my head w/in 30 or so mins after it happened, which I (gently, loosely) tied onto my head w/a bandana, Babushka stylee. That musta looked hiLARious. Also took vit K for the bruises.
I’m sure I’m fine, but want to add that if I don’t wake up, I love all of you.
Ouch. Take care, and listen to your body!
Episodes like that can cause weird kinds of damage, some that need medical attention. (Wish I could say that I’m not speaking from personal experience.)
Thank you, and all needed healing to you, too!
I am well aware of that, so keeping a sharp eye on myself, moving around V gingerly, not bending over, gently stretching the back and neck to keep things mobile, and will be going to bed pretty soon.
A not overly hot bath w/tons of epsom salts will be taken once I can trust myself to safely get into/out of the big deep tub.
I told D I will not be cooking tonight.
If you have decent insurance, maybe get your head checked?
I hate this timeline so much. My insurance is terrible so I completely understand if this isn’t a viable option.
I’m seconding subextraordinaire; get it checked out if you can.
I’ll definitely hit up my nurse practitioner after that bath!
Hey, there’s people you need to outlive so you can dance on their graves.