You can call me AI

The Guardian is flirting with using its content to train AI.

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You strap it onto your wrist or clip it onto your shirt. It’ll then listen to all your conversations.
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Hard pass.

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After wearing Bee for two weeks, I noticed my behavior started to change. On day three, after a workout and latte, I committed bathroom crimes. Unthinking, I cracked a joke about my digestive sin. According to the Bee transcript, I said, ā€œShit! This thing is listening to me!

Later that day, I met with my editor. Bee summarized this and said my editor ā€œmessaged me this afternoon because he saw something funny on a shared platform we both use. Apparently, one of my ā€˜facts’ had automatically updated to vocalize my thoughts about a bowel movement!ā€ Bee also suggested I start carrying around Lactaid again in my to-dos.

Having reviewed several Bee-generated summaries in the first two weeks, AI should learn to butt out of conversations about death, sex, and bowel movements. Life is hard enough. No one needs to be humbled by AI like this.

Better version in Better Offline.

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One line in there I hadn’t seen before that I really like:

ā€œThe I in LLM stands for Intelligenceā€.

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Like the S in IoT that stands for Security.

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AI = Absence of Intellect

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The machines work far quicker, producing in mass

Why would I trust a writer who can’t even spell en masse?

Even you. Because—whether you’re an artist, a writer, or something else entirely—I bet you buy the majority, if not all, of your bread from that aisle in the grocery store stocked with nothing but the products of automating machines.

Yeah, they don’t know any Germans, do they?

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I assume that was either written by AI or its precursor, AutoCorrect.

:notes: Isn’t it ironic? :musical_note:

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I’m not sure exactly how much ā€œAIā€ (vs. typical machine learning) is really powering these robots, but it’s certainly getting easy to imagine a real-life robot uprising or just a human-controlled army of killbots. The scary part to me is that these things are already on sale to the public for less than the price of a base-model Nissan Versa:

And of course the Boston Dynamics robot is getting more capable as well, although I doubt it’s anywhere near as cheap as its Chinese counterparts:

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Kinda repost:

https://archive.is/4OsKj

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https://archive.ph/3uZMD

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This is my shocked face.

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