Bad doge, No Biscuit

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https://archive.ph/8GaWL

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Will crosspost

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Does it actually mean anything though?

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I’m still not going to buy a Cybertruck.

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How bout half of one?

Dirt cheap for sure!

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https://archive.ph/yymkh

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I’m wondering how long the lawsuit about firing FTC commissioners will take to go through the courts. That came up in this video from Robert Reich and Heather Lofthouse when they interviewed FTC Commissioner Slaughter:

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So I just visited Venice during my brief but blissful escape from the realities of, well, everything, and then I was repeatedly reminded of Musk when I started seeing “Doge” stuff all over town as that was the title of Venice’s supreme ruler for over 1000 years:

I doubt that Musk had this in mind as a deeper, secret meaning to DOGE, as the reference to the meme coin is probably about the most sophisticated attempt at humor/cleverness that he could be capable of, but I can’t help thinking that yes, absolutely he would want to be Doge himself.

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DOGE Orders Layoffs at Social Security, Plans to Gut IT Team as Website Continually Breaks: Report

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https://www.science.org/content/article/after-coding-error-triggers-firings-top-nih-scientists-called-back-work

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What did they have their race or gender wrong in the file or something? Were they erroneously thought to be women? Jewish? Did they fire people by drawing numerical lots? Did they just have big balls tea bag a list of names and fire anyone whose name got smeared with his ass sweat?

Inquiring minds want to know how the smart manly men of doge planned this smartly with their smarts.

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Ask your favorite archivist / records retention specialist what a boneheaded move this is.

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Fucking idiots.

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They’re probably replacing the tape with ZipDisks.

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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out, click click click click click click click

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More like undocumented, unsecured S3 buckets that will be deleted once they fire the person who was in charge of paying the bill

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