Seems like a parody, had to look that up. It’s real. Also on their site:
Buncha latch key weirdos.
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Yes, “latchkey kid that didn’t grow up” is definitely the kind of image I want to project, and I’m sure it dramatically improves my chances to mate.
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I also can’t believe anti-woke bros would dress like that? Maybe those are pj’s that the company also sells. And is that G9 on them? Maybe a Proud Boy thing. 
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Meanwhile, truly conservative white women no longer need anything as mannish as a razor. No, they can make all unwanted hair simply disappear through patient acts of domesticity and servitude, right?
It is kind of funny that they feel the need to clarify that their razors aren’t for liberal white women. Usually they’re making jabs about how we don’t shave, us hairy feminists.
If the target customer were truly manly, they’d get their beards waxed right off. Add some searing pain to their morning routines. “Rip it out at the roots!”
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“Kick woke out of your bedroom.”
Are we to assume that nothing feminine gets into their bedroom? Sounds about right.
And real men go to bed in a pair of old boxer shorts, not a set of tailored pyjamas. 
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That…zip up? 
It’s like their target customers unironically love the fashions in Zoolander, but would never admit it.
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“When did you first realize you were nonbinary?”
“When I found out that my razor was woke and my forks didn’t have enough tines.”
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He never shaved the whiskers
From off of his horny hide
He’d just drive them in with a hammer
And bite them off inside
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Funny how the logic changes when the subject is a man who needs a gun to feel safe.
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Just sharpen the edges of the fork and shave with that!
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Speaking of toxic masculinity - see Companion but be sure not to read anything about it or watch any previews!
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Interesting! Gonna watch this in a bit!
I cross posted it to the fashion thread, too!
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Yep; men used to wear high heels, makeup lots of jewelery and gaudy silk, satin and velvet. If they had the money.
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We have a Fashion thread??!! I must check that out!
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Everyone else is laughing, but Lucy’s dead serious. Good for her!
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I know men who habitually do that. Never with another man, of course.
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Link to the study is in the article:
Basically, the more performative your masculinity, the worse your health is.
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