What didn’t David Bowie do?
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We literally can’t do anything, and we get called out for it… men, thousands of years of patriarchy… cool… women, 2 seconds of squirrel terrorism, JAIL!
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…made-up imaginary squirrel-'sploding.
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Took me a while to figure out it was a joke too — but the second one was just SO ridiculous it had to be.
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You can trust a dog’s opinion. Would love to see the very different reaction that dog would have upon meeting Trump.
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I figured that the dog must be a conservative, considering how much attention he’s lavishing on her.
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Maybe if Trump wasn’t surrounded by Secret Service agents.
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Oh yeah he’s afraid of dogs isn’t he? Or does he just dislike them? I honestly don’t recall… but I imagine it would not go well.
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“He doesn’t have time to have a dog.” Direct quote more or less. Too busy watching Faux News.
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And another pee tape.
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This is most intresting because it gives you a look down the Access to Batcave via Batpoles… hole.
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I always loved that part of the show where he underwent such a dramatic change…into sneakers and a cardigan.
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Goddamn if this didn’t hit me in the feels (long).
While I wasn’t a huge Prince fan, everything about this I can identify with when it comes to my own personal musical obsessions and the tragedy of the loss of one of your idols.
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If you leave out the relatives dying of opioid addiction, that read much like my life.
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Does anyone recall an Onion article about all the weird shit people do when home alone? Like standing in doorframes, looking into rooms, opening the fridge repeatedly? My DuckDuckGoing turns up nothing.
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Probably this one? It did come up for me with duckduckgo, but only if I said refrigerator instead of fridge.
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