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I just thought if anyone were to actually try to use it for the, uh, other purpose, it might not exactly provide adequate biohazard containment, as it were.

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Still hate goffrey.

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I usually baptize the beans about half an hour after I have my coffee.

Also interesting:

A Bach cantata about coffee addiction

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Love this.

I like how the video shows the sheet music. Clever idea.

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If you like that, look for it: it’s somewhat common, actually. Really helpful for those of us who do choral singing.

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I remember those games!

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spoilers for season 16 if you haven’t caught up, but this girl’s channel is hilarious.

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https://frinkiac.com/meme/S07E19/189622.jpg?lines=+Hey%2C+I+thought+you+said +Troy+McClure+was+dead. +No%2C+what+I+said+was+he +sleeps+with+the+fishes.

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Ben Carson has a picture of himself hanging out with Jesus in his house

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The only thing I will give him credit for is that at least his Jesus isn’t blond haired and blue eyed.

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True, but the painting is still AWFUL; subject matter notwithstanding…

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Is it bad that I like it?

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Carson looks adequate for that kind of painting, Judo Jesus less so.

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No, as art is highly subjective.

I’m looking at it from a trained artist’s perspective; to begin with, the foreground figure and background figure look like they were rendered by two completely different people.

The image of Carson is flat and generic looking, almost more like a photoshopped filter of a photo; but the proportions and perspective are correct. The same is not true of the Jesus figure in the background; the head is oddly asymmetrical, the facial features are out of proportion and the hands are oversized in relation to the rest of the body.

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Maybe Jesus was an irregular freak like the rest of us? And maybe the Carson was yoinked from a long lens flat perspective and the Jesus model from a wider, closer perspective.

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I find it very blah, like the artist had some skills but had little talent or style. A black velvet background would make the thing complete.

But those hands. Eek.

And what’s it supposed to signify? “Hail people, look upon my new disciple as your salvation” or something?

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If he existed, I’m sure that he was.

Still the quality of the painting is, pun intended, god-awful.

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