You need to take your woman card right to the White House lawn and set it the fuck on FIRE!
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Given recent comments, wouldn’t it be better to leave that for the Canadians?
Oh, wait, you mean burning the card.
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Porque no los dos?
A card made of paper would make some awfully good tinder. Just sayin’.
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What if we never got properly credentialed in the first place? When I applied they asked to see my charred bra, and I had to admit I didn’t own one.
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Thank you for proving my point.
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Oops. I didn’t see your post. May I offer an off-brand carbonated cola drink?
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Thanks muchly! That’ll go nicely with my Beavertail!
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Does it taste like beaver?
Get your minds out of the gutter, people.
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This has got to be a thing!
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I mean, it might be made like that. But I am very confused by the jump straight to rodent anal gland secretions as being less in the gutter than anything else.
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at Stormy Daniels.
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Vanilla doesn’t ensickenen you afterwards?
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WTF.
But I vacation there!
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Quick-bake bread dough, stretched and deep-fried, with sugary toppings, served hot.
Mmmmmmm.
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But that name, though…
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Less so than performing analingus on a rodent.
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Context is everything.
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Obligs:
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Don’t diss our national delicacies, and we won’t diss your national sports.
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