Did you hear about the hipster who was into ice skating before it was cool?
He drowned.
My view on this: Being a hipster is one of those “the opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference” things, applied to culture. That is, a hipster is someone so committed to being counter-cultural that they’re as trapped by it as someone who is indoctrinated into mainstream culture.
I don’t know. I can’t imagine someone who buys everything from Wal Mart drinking kombucha or fussing about whether their chicken eggs are ethically sourced. Either they can’t afford to care, or they don’t care period.