Thanks, I had no idea what the song was. My Dad, a Cornhusker, sang it to my Boy Scout troop.
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It works well on the âIâve been working on the railroadâ lines quite well, but the scansion suffers everywhere else.
Especially once you get into âDinah wonât you now your horn,â âSomeoneâs in the kitchen with Dinah,â and âFee-fi-fiddle-ee-eye-oh.â
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What!? A blue cat!?
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No itâs yellow!
No itâs blue!
No itâs etc.
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I daresay it wasnât sung more than a few lines at a time.
But thanks for the informed critique! 
Iâd let the lyricist know, but heâs no longer with us.
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Acupuncture, too.
Transcendental meditation
I subscribe to all the woo
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Homeopathic remedies, I
gulp down every morn
All the scientists agree that
yesterday I was born
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(Geese are delicious.)
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You gals and guys. The utility-wolves are staved off for another month.
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Geese serve an important purpose in the Canadian ecosystem.
I mean, what other species are numerous enough and harmless enough that we can safely perform a ritual to channel our hatred and aggression into them, and get nothing but hissing and birdshit everywhere as consequences?
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Walking home from court last week, I saw a trio of 'em on patrol in a grassy lot. I looked at themâŚthey looked at me, and I just kept walking, lol.
Swans - THOSE are some meeeeeeean waterfowl when they feel threatened!
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When you call hogs in nebraska, do 30 to 50 feral hogs show up?
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No worries! A pedant tree doesnât keep growing unless you water it.
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only because it took me so long to notice
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I told my wife this. She replied:
âIs there a ready-made-squirt-out version called ghee whiz?â
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Admit it; youâve groan fond enough of the puns to use the Like button.
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Or we could do a poll.
Who commits the most puns around here?
@nimelennar
Sorry, thereâs no other choice.
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