I daresay it wasn’t sung more than a few lines at a time.
But thanks for the informed critique! 
I’d let the lyricist know, but he’s no longer with us.
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Acupuncture, too.
Transcendental meditation
I subscribe to all the woo
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Homeopathic remedies, I
gulp down every morn
All the scientists agree that
yesterday I was born
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(Geese are delicious.)
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You gals and guys. The utility-wolves are staved off for another month.
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Geese serve an important purpose in the Canadian ecosystem.
I mean, what other species are numerous enough and harmless enough that we can safely perform a ritual to channel our hatred and aggression into them, and get nothing but hissing and birdshit everywhere as consequences?
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Walking home from court last week, I saw a trio of 'em on patrol in a grassy lot. I looked at them…they looked at me, and I just kept walking, lol.
Swans - THOSE are some meeeeeeean waterfowl when they feel threatened!
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When you call hogs in nebraska, do 30 to 50 feral hogs show up?
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No worries! A pedant tree doesn’t keep growing unless you water it.
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only because it took me so long to notice
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I told my wife this. She replied:
“Is there a ready-made-squirt-out version called ghee whiz?”
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Admit it; you’ve groan fond enough of the puns to use the Like button.
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Or we could do a poll.
Who commits the most puns around here?
@nimelennar
Sorry, there’s no other choice.
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I’m guilty of 'em myself, but don’t think I haven’t been tempted by “flag” a time or two. 
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I am rather committed…
Or is that “should be” committed?
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http://geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=12127
A Coconut is a Mammal
LOL! This thread about humanity’s struggles to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is a journey…
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That thread got me twice.
Consider the coconut
Everyone: Australia
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