Answer: A bird that can predict the future.
Question: What is an omen pigeon?
well, they can’t all be good
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Riddle me this: What’s it called when Mr. Monk hurts someone, using his piano?
Thelonius assault.
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Better.
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… but always ends up back where it started.
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Time travel should allow a round trip. Might even save money that way.
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Gee, thanks for the ear-worm! 
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it’s perfection!
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When you find out existence is a game and you’ve been playing it wrong.
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That is a fabulous scene. Timothy Spall is hilarious.
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I got some sanding dust in my lungs and started coughing, so I got out a Hall’s cough drop – with the motivational sayings on the wrapper. The one I saw first was “You got it in you!”
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What about cutting out the bottom of the container and scooping it out from there?
Addendum: Didn’t watch the video.
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lol, watch the video
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I wondered if that had happened, lol.
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