I spotted this in a comment on Jezebel:
His site is here, if you want to see more of his work: http://www.adamkoford.com/tableofelements.html
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I got tired of my cell phone appending the little “sent from my iPhone” advertisement to each and every email, so I came up with some replacements. I’ve only used the first two so far.
– sent from my electronic device
– sent from my BrainPal™
– sent from my Eniac terminal
– sent from my iAbacus
– sent from my GEnie account
– sent from my pacemaker
– sent from my sliderule
– sent from my neural network
Any ideas for more good ones?
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- Automatically generated by Siri based on responses to similar emails
- Sent from my life model decoy’s iPhone
- Sent by DoomBot #381
- Sent from my PADD
- Sent from your own electronic device
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When a Stranger Calls 2018
“The call is coming from inside your pants!”
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sent from my summoning circle
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- sent from my Fnord
- sent from my ansible
- sent from my ouija board
- sent from Uranus
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Dude…
They’re fucking huge…
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–sent from Urectum
–sent from my Apple Newton
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It is the closest thing we have to _ROUS_es.
I need them to complement the Lightning Sand in my Fire Swamp.
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-sent by Sirius Cybernetics Robot
-sent by a small imp trapped in this plastic and glass prison
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- Help, I’m trapped in a sent-by line generator!
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There’s a rule in my house; no pets bigger than I am.
(I weigh like 120lbs…)
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- sent from an undisclosed location
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Sent from an undisclosed location.
Edit: @gadgetgirl, I literally had my cursor on the Reply button when your post showed up. Do I owe you a soft drink?
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I think we’re good, but maybe we should both get scanned for microchips again?
- sent from an undisclosed facility
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Nah. Mustn’t be paranoid.
– sent from my microchip
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I changed mine years ago to “sent from my phone”…explains why I’m not writing long sentences or formatting perfectly, and that’s really all the info I need to get across.
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