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I bet she was gutted when she realized her date kissed like a dead fish
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Lake sturgeon caught in Detroit River among largest recorded in US
How’s this for a big fish story?
A U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service crew caught a 240-pound sturgeon last week. It is 6-foot-10, with a girth of nearly 4 feet. It is a native — and threatened — species to Michigan, and one of the largest lake sturgeon ever caught in the United States. …
… This fish was caught by a crew in a boat near Grosse Ile.
The crew of three — two women and a man all in their 30s — measured and tagged the fish, a female, with a chip similar to what people put in their pets. So if anyone ever caught it again in the next 100 years, they’d know it was the same one.
And then they released it.
They also took a photo of it, which, any fisher knows, is essential. …
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He neglected Canada; specifically northern Ontario, which doesn’t have too much sun, has lots of snow, and has Finns.
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Doh!
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Thought of that, too.
Mom had relatives who lived up there & ran a hunting/fishing/etc resort; some were lumberjacks. One of her uncles was driving logs down the river while in his 70s!
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or bird flu season?
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I didn’t see the sturgeon at first, and thought it was a joke.
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We call it a ‘SNART’ in this house
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Oscar the Grouch summarily rejects all such associations!!
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Should I mention Smokey Bear or wait for someone to incorrectly add a “the” to his name?
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