âIf I hadnât already made up My mind, the last hundred days would have made him a slam dunk for eternal damnation,â He said. âI mean, deporting a two-year-old? Come on.â
The Heavenly Father said the manâs decision to wear a blue suit at the funeral âwasnât a factorâ in his going to Hell, but was nevertheless âincredibly assholic.â
In another observation from the funeral, God noted, âInterestingly, Sleepy Joe Biden managed to stay awake.â
Well, that sent me down a brief rabbithole, thanks.
For anybody here who, like me, didnât get it:
i immediately laughed, thanks.
I was a fan back in the day (particularly their first 3 albums), but havenât listened to them in decades. Coincidentally, i read a Pitchfork article about them over the weekend (i know, i know, pitchfork, ugh) but there was a line in there that made me laugh, too: it was something about how all their songs were about âRockinâ, women, and rockinâ women,â which is pretty accurate and hilarious.
She shoulda known better than to make such a statement in front of him, of all people!!!
fuzzy photo of furry felines atop my berobed bicep!
Those really are tiny cats if they can fit on your elbow. 
I think theyâre that new breed, Lilliputian.
Hereâs a life-sized Bigwig.
Brogbingnagian?
Wow, I always thought Dad was joking - kids can be really rough!
